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The Max Payne Download
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original title: Max Payne
genge: Action,Crime,Drama,Mystery,Thriller
imdb: 6.3
duration: 1h 40min
budget: $35,000,000
keywords: basedonvideogame, corporatecrime, corporateexecutive, gunfight, corruption, stylizedviolence, widower, helicopter, 2000s, silencer, cultfilm, suspense, murderoffamily, ak47, urbansetting, socialdecay,
I recommend it for a good movie maybe a few awards for special effects and for action. This review contains no spoilers Because by the time I got near the end of the movie I was so disgusted I didn't even watch the last fifteen minutes.
This movie has nothing to do with Max Payne, except the name and the back story that his wife and child were murdered.
They could have called this movie, "Super Drug" or "Stupid Viking References" or "Max Bullshit"
The Max Payne game I played was a Noir, it was beautiful and Max Payne kicked ass, he was a hard boiled detective that went around blast everyone apart who got in his way. In this movie Max doesn't pull out his gun until over half way through. This movie could have been shot in black and white and made into a modern day Film Noir, like what they did for Sin City.
But No, they massacred a perfectly good video game, Hollywood takes another well known name and wrings it for all the money it's worth. It's a tragedy really.
I mean first you see Jackie Berkhart, which is depressing, but then you see Donal Logue and your thinking AWESOME! then he dies a scene later, then Ludicrous shows up, and he has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, it's like that character was made just so they could put ludicrous in this movie so people would watch it. And don't even get me started on Mark Wahlburg He's short, and just totally does not fit the role of Max Payne. Whoever did the casting for this movie, just needs to lose their job.
Whoever approved of this garbage needs to lose their job, I mean taking Max Payne and making it into a stupid drug movie, with a drug that makes people hallucinate demons come and kill them.
Terrible, don't watch this movie, I mean I had just got done watching Shoot 'em Up and that movie would have been better named Max Payne. This movie stinks, DON'T Watch It, for your own good. Max Payne offers max pain along with min invention, and the only thing that keeps it out of the bottom of the Dumpster--it
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